Redskins QB Kirk Cousins Got An Accidental Buzz Cut
Washington Redskins rookie quarterback Kirk Cousins went to get a haircut this week, and it didn’t really work out. The lady cutting his hair didn’t speak english, and for some reason she gave him a mohawk, so Cousins decided to shave it off.
“The lady who cut my hair wasn’t speaking English all that clearly, there was a communication breakdown, and she basically gave me a Mohawk. I had my glasses on. She took them off to cut my hair. I couldn’t stop her, obviously because I couldn’t see. She wheels me back around, I look in the mirror — realize I have a Mohawk — and I tell her, ‘Just shave it off.’ I don’t know what to tell you. So she just buzzed it off and I gotta live with this for the next couple of weeks until it grows back, but I do want to apologize to my family and friends back home. I try to represent them well, but this haircut isn’t doing it.”
But it gets worse for poor Mr. Cousins. The unexpected hairstyle also provided some bad news.
“The tough thing was, until that moment, I didn’t realize I have a receding hairline,” he said. “My dad is more or less completely bald and I was hoping I wasn’t going to get his genes.”
Let’s face it, Cousins really doesn’t have it that bad. He’s young, he’s rich, he’s an NFL quarterback, and if he really wants hair he can get a transplant. He’s got it way better than most guys that are balding. You know, the guys that aren’t rich, aren’t young, aren’t pro athletes, and can’t afford a transplant.