Daily Rocket: Lindsey Vonn Photo Gallery
It had to happen eventually, right? At some point Tiger Woods was bound to get a new girlfriend. According to media reports around the world, gold medalist Olympian Lindsey Vonn is that girl.
From Tiger’s perspective, this makes perfect sense. Everyone already knew that Tiger Woods loves white women, and somehow he’s managed to go from dealing with ladies of the night, to dealing with Lindsey Vonn. I’m impressed.
From Vonn’s perspective, this is a curious choice. For starters, it’s pretty much impossible to date Tiger Woods and trust that he won’t cheat. Secondly, he doesn’t seem like the skiing type. Skiiers are laidback, relaxed, and they laugh a lot. Tiger Woods is wound, tense, and cold as ice. I’ve been watching Tiger Woods play golf for 15 years and I’ve only seen him laugh a handful of times.
So why would Lindsey Vonn want to date Tiger Woods? I really don’t know. She’s an extremely gifted athlete that’s easy on the eyes, it’s not like she’s short on suitors. However, there aren’t many men with 500 million dollars in the bank, and Tiger Woods is one of those men.
Wanna know what’s really ironic? There were rumours that Lindsey Vonn was dating Tim Tebow last year. If the rumours were true, Vonn is now dating the anti-Tebow. She’s gone from dealing with the safest Christian role model on the planet to the world’s most famous adulterer.