Chrissy Teigen Throws First Pitch At Dodger’s Game, Admits Being Drunk
Unsure who Chrissy Teigen is? Same here. Don’t really give a rat’s ass? Fair enough. Interest peak upon hearing she’s a super model? That’s figures. Creeped the hell out seeing as she looks like a cabbage patch doll? Just slightly…Left wondering what a cabbage patch doll is? Probably not, it’s next on the retro-crappy 80’s toy rehashing list. Point is, Chrissy Teigen may be a super model but in this picture she looks odd. What’s worse is having to sit through her ditzy rendition of an opening pitch.
But wait!? She makes it all better….she was just a tinsy-wintsy bit tipsy…
Then here she is looking trashy to top it off